The line hits the shirt like a neon warning at closing time — sharp, cynical, and unmistakably not an endorsement.
This tee fires a shot at the warped economics behind bad habits, pointing out the brutal punchline everyone pretends not to see. In the wild, it reads like commentary from someone who’s seen enough late-night illusions to know the real cost. Soft-weave cotton keeps it comfortable; the bold print stays razor-clear no matter how many double-takes it earns.
If you’re going to hold a mirror up to the madness, do it boldly — and walk away clean.
The line hits the shirt like a neon warning at closing time — sharp, cynical, and unmistakably not an endorsement.
This tee fires a shot at the warped economics behind bad habits, pointing out the brutal punchline everyone pretends not to see. In the wild, it reads like commentary from someone who’s seen enough late-night illusions to know the real cost. Soft-weave cotton keeps it comfortable; the bold print stays razor-clear no matter how many double-takes it earns.
If you’re going to hold a mirror up to the madness, do it boldly — and walk away clean.
